Friday was quite the day. My most interesting college experience to date! The day started with many orientation activities that we didn't want to do but we did anyways. One was a safety seminar and it was all about sexual harassment and we watched a RIDICULOUS video with sexual contracts and sex lawyers.
After orientation me and my friend Melisa went to Whole Foods Market(which is next to our dorm) and they were selling $1 organic lemonades! They were big, too. I got mango and she got regular and then we went to her room to hang out. She made some tea and we drank tea and lemonade while I told her about my friends back in Arizona (and I told her about "jimbles").
Later that night, the school had an event where we got to go out to dessert for free, and we got ice cream on Broadway which is exactly like Mill Ave. I got thin mint and it was so good, but my favorite was my friend's, earl gray. Mmmm. I also learned about a theatre game called big booty which I had a lot of fun playing.
When we got back from ice cream a group of us went to Jacobs room and everyone watched me play Pokemon Snap and scream and they all laughed a lot. Then we all talked a lot and learned more about each other.
After a while there was another game of lap tag which I only really went to because cute people were playing to be honest. I invited our friend Kity and his friends, one of which was a kawaii quiet asian girl from my orientation group that I wanted to befriend.
We played many rounds of lap tag and I even won one time!!! But I ended up with lots of rug burn scars that I still have whoops.
After lap tag we walked back over to our dorm and Kity and his two friends invited us to play truth or dare with them. We went, and there were many new girls I hadn't met yet. So when we got there we introduced ourselves and I met Ellen, Maggie, Lauren, Heather, Violet, Troy, and Natalie(the girl I wanted to froend).
The game of truth or dare was filled with a lot of good questions/dares I'd never heard and it was fun and exciting and of course there were many interesting stories told(especially about sex). Kisses were shared and lap dances were given(which was hilarious) and there were many crazy times had.
Eventually it devolved into just conversation and Natalie and Troy got bored and asked if I wanted to come hang out with them.
We went to Troys room and talked until her and her roommate got tired and me and Natalie went back to Kity's room.
On our way in we saw Heather, Emily and Jacob leaving and they said they were going to look at art in Heathers room.
The rest of us talked for a few hours and realized(around 5 am) that they never came back. We joked about what they """might be doing""" and then me and Natalie decided to go look for them. We ran down the hall and up the stairs and down the hall again and accidentally passed her room, and when we walked back Jacob walked out of her room looking like death. His hair was messy and he had really sagging dark circles under his eyes.
The first thing he did was point out a hickey on his neck and tell us that it was from Emily. Me and Natalie exchanged glances and we headed down the hallway quietly while we asked Jacob what happened. He scream-whispered in response "I almost had a threesome" and me and Natalie tried our hardest not to burst out laughing. We took him back to Kity's with us where he told the whole story, including saying that Kity was a "golden gay man" and that his "penis was screaming". In short, he said they were about to do it but he didnt want to for his reputation's sake(which we knew was a lie). It was quite the story.
All of us girls gathered around a bowl of trail mix and pretended we weren't laughing really really hard, but it eventually became too hard and we went outside to talk and laugh.
While we were out there, Heather came outside and we all surrounded her and asked what the real story was. She told us that what REALLY happened was that her and Emily were just messing with his mind a little(because he had been quite rude through the evening) and eventually Emily left and Heather just went to bed. We were all satisfied with the story and went back to Kity's room where Jacob was passed out on the floor. He woke up a little and everyone left except me, Natalie, and Kity. Me and Natalie slept in Kity's roommate's bed and couldn't hear Jacob very well since the bed is high up, but he continued to talk about nothing (like cats and stuff) for about 20 minutes before we all finally passed out.
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